Friday, April 11, 2008

Vice President Jive Turkey

Q.How can you tell Dick (the evil one) Cheney is lying?
A. His lips are moving.

liar [ˈlaiə] noun
a person who tells lies, especially as a habit
Example: You can't trust what he says — he's such a liar.

cheat, con artist, con man, deceiver, deluder, dissumulator, equivocator, fabler, fabricator, fabulist, false witness, falsifier, fibber, jive turkey, maligner, misleader, perjurer, phony, prevaricator, promoter, storyteller, trickster

His latest lie is that we need to stay in Iraq so that Al Queda doesn't take control of the Iraqi oil wells and cause the price of gasoline in the USA to rise. Huh??

And what's that reflection in his sunglasses? And for a man who seldom smiles, his leering smile might tell you.

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